Here are two selfies from the wedding. I can’t remember if these were taken before or after I spilled beer in my ear (which I managed do to as I attempted to greet my former boss, who I would have very much liked to have impressed). We partied till 4am and even tucked the bride and groom into bed at the hotel. I had fun.
I am burning out. It seems that on all the days I’ve had off work for the past month, I’ve had some sort of social obligation. After the wedding this weekend, I feel like I need a vacation to recombobulate myself. I’m already behind on school work and my house looks like a tornado hit.
This coming weekend I was supposed to be going Up Nort with husband and his family, but I’m going to skip it. I got up this morning, told husband that I was going to need to stay home and he said “Don’t worry, I already told my mom you weren’t coming.” He had anticipated my mental and physical needs for five days from now before I did. He is excellent at this marriage thing.
This is already my longest text post ever and I think I keep typing because my brain is ceasing to function properly. I should stop now.
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.